I’ve been assigned the daunting task of laying something out in Microsoft Publisher so that the end-user can freely make changes as needed.

I thought I would go online and see what others had created with this totally awesome, totally not-a-giant-piece-of-shit software. I found this:

Anyway.

Note: I used extra exclamation marks in an effort to ironically denote bad taste. Multiple punctuations are never okay. (my eyes are bleeding).