The stop motion is pretty amazing in this video. It’s pretty.
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Today really is a royal crap-fest.
It is the birthday of celebrity nightvision mogul Paris Hilton. Best known for…you know.

AND, get this, It is also the birthday of Sir Michael Bay: the Cecil B. DeMille of twelve year old wet dream movies.

For a bonus, here’s a non-pretentious Bay interview on how to make great films (provided that the film is based on a line of toy action figures, turned Saturday morning cartoon.)
I’ve been assigned the daunting task of laying something out in Microsoft Publisher so that the end-user can freely make changes as needed.
I thought I would go online and see what others had created with this totally awesome, totally not-a-giant-piece-of-shit software. I found this:

Anyway.
Note: I used extra exclamation marks in an effort to ironically denote bad taste. Multiple punctuations are never okay. (my eyes are bleeding).
Mr. Nicholas Cage.
(not the bees).