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Today really is a royal crap-fest.

It is the birthday of celebrity nightvision mogul Paris Hilton. Best known for…you know.

AND, get this, It is also the birthday of Sir Michael Bay: the Cecil B. DeMille of twelve year old wet dream movies.

For a bonus, here’s a non-pretentious Bay interview on how to make great films (provided that the film is based on a line of toy action figures, turned Saturday morning cartoon.)